Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Wayward Weiner Watch


Few things in life are more American than baseball and hot dogs, yet occasionally, the two make news for the wrong reasons. John Coomer has recently filed a lawsuit against the Kansas City Royals seeking more than $25,000 for injuries he sustained (including a detached retina and the development of cataracts) last September 8 when his left eye engaged a hot dog chucked by Sluggerr, the team's mascot. The Royals declined comment on the legal action, but the team is looking for someone new to wear the large lion costume, a development which spokesman Toby Cook says has "no connection" with the food fracas. Ducking foul balls may be nothing new for fans, but dodging flying frankfurters makes the game a contact sport. Could someone pass the relish?

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